Uh oh who peed in your cheerios Nicki???

Nicki, better to be pisses off than pissed on

Wal-Mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart
.... nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

WHITE WOMEN


First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You
get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.


ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.


JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner and again nothing happens.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you' ve already realized......nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real
expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.




The point of the story is:




DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

<<<< half irish

I'm irish too!

OMG...IM IN SUCH A BETTER MODD TODAY...

((((((((((((Britters)))))))))))))

(((CRIP)))
OMG LAST NIGHT I GOT TO DANCE WITH A PRO BULL RIDER! WE HAD A BLAST AND IM GLAD I DECIDED I TO GO OUT!

Britters!!!!!!!!!! Im jealous! Ima go out tonite!

LMAO
WOW!! IM STILL IN AWE!

Ganna find me and dance wid a manicun!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 's Irish Women!

ROFLMAO
U KNOW HW TO LINE DANCE?

Darlin, I Line, Shag, Pop Lock & Drop it too

WOW!! I REALLY NEED TO LEARN!!!!
TUSH PUSH--COWBOY CHA-CHA

i'mmmm bbbbaaaaacccckkkk

HIYA!

WELL IM OFF FOR A BIT GOTTA GO AND FEED MY LIL MONSTER--
TALK TO Y'ALL LATER

WB Dana

I love shaggin Britters,, although, last time I went out and got to drunk, my dance partner slapped tha hell outta me, cuz I went to swing her out, and accidently let go of her hand, and she hit the concrete pole in the corner of the bar.