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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner 
Yea, like you had control over that. Ho hum another case of pee pee envy! Wait your not blonde?!? |
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Typical response.. that's ok I heard your actually an 11 year old child!!! Oops guy slam!
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There you go again, ruining another good post with your childish humor. Really darling, you suffer from an overinflated ego. I'm not impressed. I'm going to ignore you and continue with the much funnier post that I was reading.
In your honor, since you think you are blonde, I've cooked up 10 funny blonde jokes! Enjoy! 1. Blonde: “What does IDK mean?” Brunette: “I don’t know.” Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!” 2. Why do blondes tip-toe past medicine cabinets? So they don’t wake up the sleeping pills. 3. How do you keep a blonde busy? Write “flip” on both sides of a sheet of paper. 4. How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day? Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat.” 5. Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months? Because the box said it was for “2 to 4 years.” 6. What did the blonde say after glimpsing a box of Cheerios? “OMG! Donut seeds!” 7. What’s every blonde’s dream in life? To be like Vanna White and actually learn the alphabet. 8. How do you know if a blonde’s been using your computer? You’ll find Wite Out all over the screen. 9. Why do blondes love boob jobs? It’s really the only job they’re qualified for. 10. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? “I wonder if it’s mine.” |
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Lol all in good fun, my dear. How do you keep a blond in suspense? ??
I'll tell ya tommorow! Bye bye! |
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A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,''I've kidnapped you''She then wrote a note saying,''I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"  thats some funny and true *** **** right there!!!!!!
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