THIS TRUCKER HAD BEEN ON THE ROAD FOR A SOLID MONTH. WHEN
HE GOT HOME HIS WIFE HAD A WONDERFUL SUPPER ON THE TABLE.
IT WAS THE BEST FOOD HE HAD TASTED IN A LONG WHILE. THEN WHEN
HE FINISHED SHE TOLD HIM TO GO RELAX IN FRONT OF THE TV IN HIS RECLINER IT WAS NICE TO BE HOME AND NOT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT
ANYTHING. SHE TOOK OFF HIS BOOTS RUBBED HIS FEET TO RELAX HIM.

THEN SHE TOLD HIM TO GO ON UP STAIRS AND TAKE A NICE HOT BATH
THAT SHE HAD DRAWN FOR HIM. HE SETTLED IN TO THAT TUB TURNED
THE JETS ON AND JUST FELT GREAT. WHEN HE WAS READY TO GET OUT
SHE WAS WAITING ON HIM WITH A WARM TOWEL AND HIS ROBE.
THEN SHE LEAD HIM INTO THE BED ROOM TOLD HIM TO GO A HEAD AND
GET CONFORTABLE SHE WOULD BE IN SOON. BY THIS TIME HE WAS JUST
REALLY GLAD TO BE HOME. HE KIND OF FELL OFF TO SLEEP AND THEN
HIS WIFE SLIPPED INTO BED AND WHISPERED IN HIS EAR. "I AIN'T
GOT NO PANTYS ON!" THE TRUCKER TURN TO HER AND SAID" SHUT UP
STUPID!!"

THIS WAS A TRUCKER FUNNY IF YOU DON'T GET IT.

RICH

damn it boy!!i hate it when that hapens!

lol
oh yeah thats heard quite alot out here aint it. that and bj 23