Here Are 10 Signs That Your Guy Hates Going Shopping With You.



You catch him staring into the store's security cameras, waving his arms in the air and mouthing: "Help me!"


In the last year of hitting the mall together, he's gained 20 pounds trying to self-medicate on cheese fries from the food court.


He sleeps like a baby . . . in Victoria's Secret.


The store's lounge area has turned into a therapy circle for men, with your Guy acting as moderator.


You catch him shooting the breeze about baseball and trying to place an eighth-inning bet . . . with a mannequin.


On trips to the shopping outlets,he routinely grabs the arms of little boys and shouts " run for your life, child, before it's too late"


When you suggest he bring a magazine to read to pass the time, he lugs an entire year's worth of back issues.


The saleswoman at the cosmetics counter has complained that your man is a little to fond of "smelling" the nail polish testers.


He starts shoplifting in an attempt to "spice things up"


You hand him a pair of khakis you think might look good on him, and he absentmindedly fashions then into a noose.

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#11 (should be#1) You hear him muttering" Free at last! Free at last!", as leaving the mall!