A businessman met a beautiful girl & agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing,
& before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his Secretary write a check & mail it to her, calling the payment, 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
done, realizing that the whole event had not been
worth the price. So he had his Secretary send a check for $250 & enclosed the following typed note:
'Dear Madam,
Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:
#1 - It had never been occupied.
#2 - There was plenty of heat; & ...
#3 - It was small enough to make me feel cozy & at home.
However, I found out that:
#1 - It had been previously occupied.
#2 - There wasn't any heat & ...
#3 - It was entirely too large.'
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:
'Dear Sir,
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.
So...please send the rent in full or we will be forced
to contact your present landlady.'