A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them & hides in the bedroom-closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy & the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside & have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball & my glove."
The father asks, "How much did u sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that,.. that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take u to church & make u confess."

They go to the church & the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth & he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that **** again."