hows ur day goin

biker It depends on were the long hair is growing.

I'm doin well. Anytime I can accomplish anything its a good day. I'm at work. Got stopped by a freind whose a dot cop. He wanted to chat and the only way we can get away with it without other superior officers suspicions being riled is by pretending to be smokey and the bandit. So all the other cops are looking out the window and watching us inspect my truck and trailer and paperwork thinking I'm getting worked over but the whole time we are doing it we are blabbing about our families, our harleys, the motorcycle rallies we attended this summer, beer, and women. We are good actors.

Have you ever had to make it look like you're working hard in front of the boss? But you're really goofing off? I like my job somedays.

Have you ever had to make it look like you're working hard in front of the boss? But you're really goofing off? I like my job somedays.

Being the senior man for 5 years and 15 years total time makes me elligible for perks just as long as I accomplish my tasks. Perks like messing with my boss. Like eating beans, cabbage, onions and drinking cheap beer then farting in his office. Mr. Linger.

Then I get perks like using corporate accounts to get things I want and need that I wouldn't normally get on the open market from food, clothing, parts, accessories. As long as I pay it back its all good. But my boss told me to quit forging his signature on stuff and that its not funny. I thought it was funny.

My boss has a cocketiel bird in his office that talks. My boss is mad at me because I taught the bird to say "fukk you you're fired!" I thought that was funny but didn't realize how inappropriate it is when my boss is on the phone with customers and the bird is screaming that in the background. One day I called him and he just put the bird on the phone.

I have a cockatiel as well. He's only young.(7 months) but has a habit of jumping on my keyboard especially when I'm typing.
It can be embarrassing when sending an email or on IM.
For example:

Dear Sir,
I would like to apply for the job you advertised in huzkihjf.

No salami's either
lmao

Nah. Only bananas

Then again. The parrot may make an appearance at some unexpected moment.