Topic: ALWAYS Read Between The Lines
uk1971's photo
Tue 05/24/16 04:41 AM
The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls.


SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call 734-6799 and ask for Daisy.


Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

Conrad_73's photo
Tue 05/24/16 04:53 AM

The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls.


SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.

Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call 734-6799 and ask for Daisy.


Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.


Holy Moly!:laughing: rofl

Dodo_David's photo
Thu 05/26/16 12:46 PM
I knew that Daisy was a dog before I read the OP's last sentence.