Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"


WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"


MAN: "Yes"


WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"


MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."


WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. There was one I would really like to have."


MAN: "How much?"


WOMAN: "$60,000"


MAN: "OK, but for that price make sure you get all the options."


WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."


MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000."


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"


MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this 'cell phone' belongs to?"

somebody is in deep sh**!!

AWESOME

hi i loved the story!! keep them coming i don't check my emails but maybe once a week so be patient w/my replies]

carla

that's hilarious. loved it.