Dang, give em time hes runnin on alkline

LOL...I said comes FROM the closet!!!!lol

Bout my bedtime

ok girls whos the ***** that shoved batts.up my ass and locked me in that closet.....

im gonna smack him....and then get back in the closet

lol

crip cant hang. poor baby.

sounds toooooooo busy up in here

be back later

OMG....this has been a crazy night!!!

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.

"If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.

"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.

And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.

Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.

"Go and get help!" he cried.

"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"

"Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."

Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"

The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."

i have been laughing so hard over here.

hey grannit man just stopping in to holler hay howdy hi hope all is good big guy

ive been cryin...to damn funny

Winnie I got 12 inches hangin!

1 inch at the time!!!

ROYFLMFAO





A dummy dats talks bout hisself is a weird ****3r!

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wb shutter...stay a while

Yea...thanks for that Adult diaper Winnie....cause this has been a laugh till ya piss kinda night....

untie the ruler from your penis, crip. that doesnt count as "12 hanging"

Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the ****'s he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.

It is if I reveal it 12 times!