pull out shot gun.. shoots big ape.. and drags in to the dump

Sounds like a winner to me Grannit.

great, how are you bro?

im good...

hey wat happened to my APE

wow you had an ape

Two deaf people get married and during the first week of
marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the
bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other
signing, or lips to lip-read.
After several nights of fumbling around and many
misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.
"Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over
and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have
sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times."
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his
wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his
penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis
two hundred and fifty times.

GARTH BROOKS LYRICS

"Rodeo"

His eyes are cold and restless
His wounds have almost healed
And she'd give half of Texas
Just to change the way he feels
She knows his love's in Tulsa
And she knows he's gonna go
Well it ain't no woman flesh and blood
It's that damned old rodeo

Well it's bulls and blood
It's dust and mud
It's the roar of a Sunday crowd
It's the white in his knuckles
The gold in the buckle
He'll win the next go 'round
It's boots and chaps
It's cowboy hats
It's spurs and latigo
It's the ropes and the reins
And the joy and the pain
And they call the thing rodeo

She does her best to hold him
When his love comes to call
But his need for it controls him
And her back's against the wall
And it's So long girl I'll see you
When it's time for him to go
You know the woman wants her cowboy
Like he wants his rodeo

Well it's bulls and blood
It's dust and mud
It's the roar of a Sunday crowd
It's the white in his knuckles
The gold in the buckle
He'll win the next go 'round
It's boots and chaps
It's cowboy hats
It's spurs and latigo
It's the ropes and the reins
And the joy and the pain
And they call the thing rodeo
It'll drive a cowboy crazy
It'll drive the man insane
And he'll sell off everything he owns
Just to pay to play the game
And a broken home and some broken bones
Is all he'll have to show
For all the years that he spent chasin'
This dream they call rodeo

Well it's bulls and blood
It's dust and mud
It's the roar of a Sunday crowd
It's the white in his knuckles
The gold in the buckle
He'll win the next go 'round
It's boots and chaps
It's cowboy hats
It's spurs and latigo
It's the ropes and the reins
And the joy and the pain
And they call the thing rodeo

It's the broncs and the blood
It's the steers and the mud
And they call the thing rodeo


[Thanks to f18pilot2be@hotmail.com for correcting these lyrics]

[ www.azlyrics.com ]

pu$$y is fine..he likes being rubbed and loves crackers

@grannit

hey chris

hey dana

I AM OFFICIALY CONFINING MYSELF TO TIME-OUT FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE EVENING DUE TO RUNNING MY BIG MOUTH AND PISSING PEOPLE OFF!!!!! FOR THE GUYS AND FOR THE LADIES BEFORE I GO

cowboy keeps dissapearing

yea my APE was here in the bar and someone shot him....
now i have to go and buy another one....damn it...there so f***ing expensive

yea it makes me mad

have a drink devon....its all good


atleast we have meat for the stew

Sometimes we fight
'Bout who's wrong and right
And stay up all night
And sometimes we drink
And say hurtful things
That we don't mean

[Pre Chorus]

Yeah, we're both screamin'
But nobody's listenin'
Let's take this madness
Out of the kitchen

[Chorus]

Come to bed
Let's just lay down
There's just one way
We're gonna work this out
Forget what I did
Forget what you said
Oh, darlin' (darlin')
Come to bed

Well, I love you
You know I do
And you love me, too
So let's just stop
Remember what we've got
Before it all gets lost

[Pre Chorus]

Just take my hand
It's been way too long
Turn out the lights
And turn each other on

[Chorus]

Come to bed
Let's just lay down
There's just one way
We're gonna work this out
Forget what I did
Forget what you said
Oh, darlin' (darlin')
Come to bed

[Bridge]

And let's put aside our pride
For feelin's for tonight
In the mornin' we'll see things
In a different light

[Tag Chorus]

Just come to bed
Let's just lay down
There's just one way
We're gonna work it out
Forget what I did
Forget what you said
Oh, darlin' (darlin')
Come to bed


Sorry Dana, had to throw some Gretchen in hur!

Hello Jamie

<--leaves Pippy in the middle of the room
Anyone wants a shot just throw Pippy a animal cracker and say SHOT
and so you will have it