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The blood on my bumper is from your dog. (oh that's not right)
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Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
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Go F*ck Yourself
I'm an asshole and I approve this message. |
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On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
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I haven't been the same since
that house fell on my sister |
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Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
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My Karma ran over your Dogma
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Honest officer, that chain on the back of my truck is for pulling cars outta the ditch not people down the road.
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Bush Jr. : The President Quayle we never had
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Kilroy was here
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I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
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That's not a dead body, that's just my hitch cover.
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I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
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Veni, Vidi, Visa. I came, I saw, I charged it!!!!!!!!!
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drive to close,your gonna meet the back of my car
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Coffee & men are best when strong & hot.
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DON'T BOTHER HONKING OR FLASHING LIGHTS.....I'M DEAF AND BLIND
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been to hell but was sent back for you
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Can't touch this! HAMMER TIME!
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I don't want to press one to talk in English!!!
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