IDIOT SIGHTING: My husband and I had to have the garage door repaired.
The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not
have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and
said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a ½
horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a ¼ horsepower."
I responded that ½ was larger than ¼. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is
larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since.



IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new
neighbour call the local township administrative office to request the
removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many
deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place
for them to be crossing any more." From Kingman , KS



IDIOT SIGHTING: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a
taco. She aske d the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He
said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From
Kan sas City !



IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge,
how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham, Ala.



IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I
explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled,
she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was
a probation officer in Wichita , KS

IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge,
how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham, Ala.


I always wondered about that dumb question

You notice how most of those were from idiots in

KANSAS?

LOL

so funny!!!

I can hardly wait till they cover the other 49 states... Whew- thats scarey!