Topic: Dear Diary ,..the revised edition | |
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uhhhhhhhhhh you wanna kiss my kitty???
Ok I plugged it into another plug in.....see if that will revive johnson!!! |
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Here kitty kitty kitty
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Yeah electro shock therapy works for Johnsons.
So does hand holding apparently for certain people. |
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Hmmmmmmm hand holding???? I havent had that for awhile.......oh wait!!! I held my cat's hand the other night....he hates it unless we hold hands when sleeping|!!!!
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I think johnson is losing his power.....what the h*ll are these things made of anyway???? Im going in.....I want to know what is under this cover....
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**** sounds of ripping and clanging and cussing, coming from Gypsy's house.....*****
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war drivers pic makes me thirsty. i think i need a glass of milk.
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Johnson is dead! Now Im going to have to put the heat on!!!
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I'm in my boxers and my toes are cold
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Poor Johnson, over worked.....died of natural causes, and Gypsy's bum, sat on him....
Can we have a funeral? Didn't he cost like ten dollars? |
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I bought him in a garage sale........many years ago........we have been together for soooooooooo long.....geeeeeeez why cant he work?>??? Isnt it just electricity??? what exactly in that plastic covered thingamajigg?
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You have a plastic thingy?
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What's the matter with holding hands?
I like it! |
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His brain....
his whole being is locked in that plastic thingummajig... and his thermostat thingy...the thing that makes him hot. |
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Welcome to my world ....where Johnson's just aren't all you think they should be
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Where are my taters at woman!
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hmmmmmmm so johnson has an inner thermostat
You mean I have to hold my cats hand all night??? |
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What if he has to go pee?
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I ate em .....all .....an a bunch of boiled eggies an bacon.... |
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then we go together????
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