SHE ARRESTED ME
September 24, 2011 at 6:56pm

OFFICER, OFFICER, DON'T SET ME FREE

LOCK ME UP AND KEEP THE KEY

SLAP ME TEASE ME AND TORTURE ME

BUT PROMISE NOT TO SET ME FREE

READ ME MY RIGHTS, THEN VIOLATE

CUFF ME, FRISK ME, OH WHAT A FATE

TAKE AWAY MY ONE PHONE CALL

PUSH ME BACKWARDS TILL I FALL

YOU SUBDUE ME, TAKE ME DOWN

AND TORTURE ME UNTIL I FROWN

MOVE WITH HASTE AND DO NOT WAIT

AND NOW YOU MUST INTERROGATE

MAKE ME TELL YOU ALL MY CRIMES

THEN DEMONSTRATE A THOUSAND TIMES

PRESSING WELL ON INTO THE NIGHT

UNTIL SATISFIED WITH MUCH DELIGHT

THEN YOU LEAN BACK AND THEN YOU SAY

i'VE SOLVED THE CASE AND SAVED THE DAY

UNTIL NEXT TIME, NEW GAMES WE'LL PLAY

FOR THE SAGA CONTINUES...

By Jude Richardson