A guy goes to the doctors with a red spot middle of his forehead.
The doctor asks,
"How long have you had that there?"
"About a week."
says the man.
The doctor says.
"That's rare. In about 5 weeks a penis will grow out of there."
The man says
"Cant you cut it off?"
"No."
Says the doctor.
"Its attached to your brain. You'll be dead in 5 seconds."
"So your'e telling me in 5 weeks every time I get up and look in the mirror I'm gonna see a penis in the middle of my forhead."
"You wont see it,"
Says the doctor.
"Your bollocks will be in front of your eyes!"

OMG!!