Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
“How’d you die?”
The first man asks the second.
“I froze to death.”
Replies the man.
“That’s awful,”
says the first man.
“How does it feel to freeze to death?”
“It’s very uncomfortable at first.”
Says the second man.
“You get pains in all your fingers and toes, but, eventually, it’s a very calm way to go. Your entire body goes numb, and you kind of drift off, as if you’re sleeping.” How about you. How did you die?”
“I had a heart attack.”
Says the first man.
“You see, I knew that my wife was cheating on me, so one day, I turned up at the house unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her sitting there alone, knitting. I then ran down to the cellar, but no one was hiding there either. So I ran up to the second floor, but there was no sign of anyone there. So I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack, and died.”
The second man shakes his head.
“That’s so ironic.” He says.
“What do you mean?” asks the first man.
“If only you’d stopped to look into the fridge, we’d both still be alive.”

That's just so not right.

lol

an adulterer.... is at the pearly gates?

no shes still home knitting

that was the funnies thing i ever heard.

That was cute.....