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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
Alec Ndiwane was filled with the Holy Spirit when he decided to "challenge" lions at the Kruger National Park. The Zion Christian Church Prophet was at the park with his fellow church members when, according to GhanaWeb, he went into a trance and began speaking in tongues. The group approached the pride of lions while they munched happily on an antelope, but that's when Ndiwane ran toward the lions. Out To Africa lists humans as the major predator to lions, so it's no surprise that the lions took on the challenge. Once he realized what was happening, Ndiwane made an about-face and immediately ran away. Unfortunately, lions are fast and fierce animals and when one of the lions snapped her paws on him, Ndiwane sustained injuries to his buttocks. The ranger fired his gun into the air to scare the lions off and rush the prophet to the hospital where he underwent emergency surgery to ensure he didn't lose a majority of his buttocks. "I do not know what came over me," Ndiwane confessed. "I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show his power over animals. Is it not we were given dominion over all creatures of the earth." He was eventually stitched up and discharged after spending the night in hospital. maybe god hates him? |
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He should just stick to snake tossing..
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He forgot to turn the other cheek.
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Serpents not much of a challenge any longer?
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Bite My Ar$e takes on a whole new meaning!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlByoPdG6c
The Lion Sleeps Tonight seems that Lion wasn't sleeping at all! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr7E3mZQJ7g He was laughing! |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlByoPdG6c The Lion Sleeps Tonight seems that Lion wasn't sleeping at all! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr7E3mZQJ7g He was laughing! On the "B" side of the original 45rpm disc, was a song titled, 'The lion takes control'. Oh... To be... The butt of every joke in Africa. |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlByoPdG6c The Lion Sleeps Tonight seems that Lion wasn't sleeping at all! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr7E3mZQJ7g He was laughing! On the "B" side of the original 45rpm disc, was a song titled, 'The lion takes control'. Oh... To be... The butt of every joke in Africa. 
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One would think that gene would have been bred out by now!
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin Alec Ndiwane was filled with the Holy Spirit when he decided to "challenge" lions at the Kruger National Park. The Zion Christian Church Prophet was at the park with his fellow church members when, according to GhanaWeb, he went into a trance and began speaking in tongues. The group approached the pride of lions while they munched happily on an antelope, but that's when Ndiwane ran toward the lions. Out To Africa lists humans as the major predator to lions, so it's no surprise that the lions took on the challenge. Once he realized what was happening, Ndiwane made an about-face and immediately ran away. Unfortunately, lions are fast and fierce animals and when one of the lions snapped her paws on him, Ndiwane sustained injuries to his buttocks. The ranger fired his gun into the air to scare the lions off and rush the prophet to the hospital where he underwent emergency surgery to ensure he didn't lose a majority of his buttocks. "I do not know what came over me," Ndiwane confessed. "I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show his power over animals. Is it not we were given dominion over all creatures of the earth." He was eventually stitched up and discharged after spending the night in hospital. maybe god hates him? Naw, I think the Lion just wanted a piece of his a$$. |
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Unusual Religious Rituals Around the World
 http://www.bootsnall.com/articles/11-04/unusual-religious-rituals-around-the-world.html/ |
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