In Mumbai, a man is going to jump off the building. Up rushes good Hindu cop to talk him down.

Cop yells up to the man "Don't jump! Think of your father"
Man replies "Haven't got a father; I'm going to jump."
The copy goes through a list of relatives, mother, brothers, sister, etc. Each time man says "haven't got one; going to jump."

Desperate the cop yells up "Don't jump! Think of Lord Krishna"

Man replies "Who is that?"

Cop yells "Jump, Muslim! You're blocking traffic!"

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Note:
converse it and it would run in Karachi; so no hard feelings