Jim's doctor tells him he has only one day to live. When Jim goes home to share the bad news with his wife, she asks what he wants to do with the little bit of time he has left.
"All I want,"
Jim tells his beloved wife,
"is to spend my last few hours reliving our honeymoon."
Which is exactly what they did.
But after hours of blissful romance, she announces that she's tired and wants to go to sleep.
"Oh, come on,"
Jim whispers in her ear.
"Look,"
his wife snaps,
"I've got to get up in the morning. You don't!"

Heh.

What a witch!!