She took your tractor? That's a hanging offense in these here parts pilgrim.

Oh man that was stupid. I better go sit down.

Oh wow.

The real secret is to NOT put in the effort... at least at first.

Girls HATE desperate and needy and clingy guys...

What needs to happen is for the girl in question to start getting interested in you. Once that happens, then you need to play hard to get or at least not the clingy guy... Just be yourself... Crack jokes, take her to a dinner, or better yet cook for her, but if you see a fault feel free to point it out...in a nice way.

Of course the trick is to get the girl interested in you. I will get back to you on that one

wow, you guys got all the answers!

Yes we know it all that's why we sit here all day. Next!

I think timorek had it going on UNTIL he said that about pointing out the faults. HMM do you really do that? BUT are we talking about when you are in a ltr? Or just dating?

I will now and forevermore refer to myself and small chested!

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if my boobs were like that...ummm well never mind!!

If I had a GF like that I'd never leave the house

If you had a GF like that you probably couldn't get in or out of the house.

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What the heck would you do with those big things? Well never mind I really don't wanna know!!

if I had a GF like i'd wonder WHAT THE HECK WAS I THINKING!?

Beats me I have to ask my imaginary girl friend

oh my

Sometimes a wheelbarrow is a good thing to have around the house.

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Sorry but it sound like you are like every other Italian man I have ever met. (including my dad!) which is an ego maniac, possibly a little controling, needy and thinks of women as objects....

I could be wrong, but usually when it comes to Italian men,

If I am I apologize.

I wish I could remember what this lady who sits across from at work calls them, I'll ask tomorrow.