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Edited by
Welshman4you
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Sat 02/20/16 03:01 PM
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Doris and Flo are neighbours,one Sunday morning Doris comes screaming out the front doorin a terrible howl and cry,she bangs on Flo's door....
Doris:Flo,FLO! oh God,Flo,my Frank's only gone Flo: Gone Doris? Doris: Oh yes Flo,he was fine,he said I'm just going to pick a cabbage from the garden Flo: and where'd he go? Not the pub? Doris: nooo ,he went to get the cabbage from the garden,bent down to pick it up and died of a heart attack! Flo: oh my word Doris whatevervwill you do? Doris: Well I suppose I'll have to GOTO the supermarket for a cauliflower now! 
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Edited by
Kaleijoscope
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Sat 02/20/16 11:50 PM
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Doris and Flo are neighbours,one Sunday morning Doris comes screaming out the front doorin a terrible howl and cry,she bangs on Flo's door.... Doris:Flo,FLO! oh God,Flo,my Frank's only gone Flo: Gone Doris? Doris: Oh yes Flo,he was fine,he said I'm just going to pick a cabbage from the garden Flo: and where'd he go? Not the pub? Doris: nooo ,he went to get the cabbage from the garden,bent down to pick it up and died of a heart attack! Flo: oh my word Doris whatevervwill you do? Doris: Well I suppose I'll have to GOTO the supermarket for a cauliflower now!
... Or a zuchini? ;) Nice to share funny ones, thanks! |
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