How to know you are growing old

1.You run out of breath playing chess.

2.You are still chasing women but can't remember why.

3.You sit in your rocking chair but can't get it to rock.

4.You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

5.The best part of the day is over when your alarm goes off.

6.You know all the answers but can't remember the question.



Look on the bright side,at least you know you are alive today if you can read this.Tomorrow could be a different story.
Carpe diem.

Hahahaha
Thanks for the warning.

So true!

2. You are still chasing women but you can't remember why.

Not only that, you can't even catch em!!

Some of us are just slow learners and even when we do learn we forget.

Not only does your short term memory stink... but What was I saying?

After looking at the list... I am starting to feel old, cranky , overdue....