Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and
frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am
going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from
those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

&nb sp; They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with

heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of
course, the power went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted
their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power
went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
fr om the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he
has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES

Cool...

Right on!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats funnier than hell. No Pun intended.

I love that

You need to Save your joke.. It's pretty good... oh, my mistake. Jesus saved that too. LOL

Glad you like it. it's one of my favorites

that was a good one for not being dirty

aw that was cute!