A married man and his secretary were having an affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making love.

When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking up until 8 o'clock. They got dressed quickly. Then the man told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she did, but was very confused.

The man finally got home and his wife met him at the door. Upset, she asked where he'd been. The man replied, "I canot tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep. That's why I'm late."

The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes and yelled, "I can see those grass stains on your shoes. You liar! You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"

thats some funny *** **** right there

Thanks for the smiles!

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Glad you enjoyed The Affair, merny!

Cheers!

Thats a good one. Don't mind if I use this excuse the next time...lmao..

Ahahaha

Glad you enjoyed this Astrid23 & adivorcedone!



Ah yes, the old golf course diversion...