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A guy walks into a bar.
'A coupla beers for Mr. Lucky' 'Here... Why Mr. Lucky?' 'Well, yesterday when I was having sex with my girlfriend, we were making so much noise that the neighbour downstairs got mad and started shooting at the ceiling and shot me in the nuts.' 'Why Lucky?! 'Well, if he'd shot a minute earlier, he would've shot me between the eyes.'  
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