Topic: Elevator Magic
Phibes's photo
Mon 02/08/16 06:39 PM
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful young woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."

1Marie63's photo
Mon 02/08/16 09:17 PM
laugh :thumbsup:

Phibes's photo
Mon 02/08/16 09:57 PM
Glad that you enjoy my humor, Marie!

This reminded me of my frequent summertime forays into Amish country.

winking A great place to visit...



Frankk1950's photo
Tue 02/09/16 12:41 AM
Humour at its best.Clean,plausible,good punchline.Thank you for that one.
:thumbsup:

Phibes's photo
Tue 02/09/16 04:39 AM
laugh Glad you enjoyed this one, Frank, because I don't have many clean ones.

bigsmile Cheers!

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Tue 02/09/16 04:51 AM
Arhahahaha.......then it must be some kind of mess in the name of god of nonscence........yea.....got a hole full of love......drinker

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Tue 02/09/16 04:51 AM
Edited by nailcap on Tue 02/09/16 04:52 AM
don't told those dudes that starcraft won't do so........because they've got a Ni now......XD

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Tue 02/09/16 05:30 AM
laugh laugh:smiley:

Phibes's photo
Tue 02/09/16 07:55 AM
Glad you enjoyed my elevator humor, Bahitieva and nailcap!



drinks Cheers!

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Tue 11/15/16 09:49 PM
Edited by gentleheartbeat on Tue 11/15/16 09:49 PM
Best one yet! Thanks

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Thu 11/17/16 08:45 AM

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?"The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful young woman stepped out.The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."

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Fri 11/25/16 03:33 AM
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Thu 12/29/16 11:37 AM
nice one phibes!!!

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Thu 12/29/16 04:16 PM
Refreshingly funny! laugh

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Thu 12/29/16 04:34 PM
And the sequel is the mother pushed the father into the elevator..rofl

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Thu 12/29/16 07:40 PM

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful young woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."


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Sat 12/31/16 01:55 PM



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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful young woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."



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Mon 01/02/17 12:54 AM

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful young woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."



I WONDER what will come out from the elevator you were talking about can you please help me identify may be we can push some old guys / woman into it... NAH Just kidding...I really enjoyed it mate..laugh

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Fri 01/06/17 11:55 PM
lol....2 funny