Only ONE!!

And do you know WHY?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!

They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!

They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.

And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!

AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!

WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!

IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.

THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$!#@!... HOUSE!

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

Whew.....I know her!!!!!!

Ohhh Tom...Ohhhh Tom...what did you do....man I hope no one has PMS today or you're gonna be wearing feathers and tar.

i haad to listen to that crap for a long time and for all you that may try this do not i repeat do not offer a midol if they would take it it may be ok but shoot theyll kill you if you offer it woooooo dont do it

oh my sides they hurt.....

good one i had a x she threw a plate at me for setting my drink on the table and leaving a ring ther needless to say i disappeared a couple of weeks every month

yep thats about it haha thats time of the month we would all like to skip.............