My uncle told me this one so here it goes

A guy woke up in the morning all pissed off because of a fight with his wife previous night. He notices few empty bottles of beer so to reduce his rage he starts throwing the bottles outside the window.
He throws the first bottle and says "You are the reason for the everyday fight with my wife"
He throws another and says "You are the reason my kids suffer"
He throws the 3rd empty bottle and says "Becoz of you I dont have a good job"

Then when he picks up the next bottle he notices that the bottle is full and still sealed so he says "you stand aside my innocent friend, I know you were not involved"

Thank God, i drink, i sleep.

Yeah cool..forgot to mention, later my uncle told me that it was him only

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