An 80-years old man goes for a physical.All tests come back with normal results.The doctor says,'George,everything looks great.How are you doing mentally and emotionally?Are you at peace with God?'
George replies:'God and I are tight.He knows I have poor eyesight,so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom-Poof!the light goes on.When I'm done,Poof! the light goes off.'
'Wow,that's incredible',says the doctor.
A little later in the day,the doctor calls George's wife .'Ethel.'he says,'George is doing fine!But I had to call you,because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.Is it true that when he get's up during the night and Poof!the light goes on in the bathroom ,and when he's done ,Poof!the light goes off?'

'Oh ,my God,Ethel exclaims.'He's pissing in the fridge again!'

Shock, but a good aim

nobody said to pizz on the Light!

Omg..I was lurking off line,like I tend to do...and found this...ha ha ha..I will share this with my son.Pretty Funny!!!
Thank you! for sharing
Sherrie

you're welcome,even forgot I had that sitting on my Computer!

hi handsome