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Topic: monologue
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Tue 03/08/16 04:05 AM



u are all witnesses minglers
i am dying because of hunger!!
iron tablets kill human beings
a threat to the mankind !
also womankind !!


B, I feel your pain. My pharmacist gave me similar instructions when I picked up my new prescription.


find a way out then !
shall we kill all the pharmacists? can we eat then :(

Actually, we can't do that. There is a valid medical reason for the "no eating" rule.

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Tue 03/08/16 04:08 AM




u are all witnesses minglers
i am dying because of hunger!!
iron tablets kill human beings
a threat to the mankind !
also womankind !!


B, I feel your pain. My pharmacist gave me similar instructions when I picked up my new prescription.


find a way out then !
shall we kill all the pharmacists? can we eat then :(

Actually, we can't do that. There is a valid medical reason for the "no eating" rule.


why not?
is there a law about killing the pharmacists
i know that u cannot kill a human being
but pharmacists are pharmacists :\

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Tue 03/08/16 04:11 AM
i've hardly gone up to 49 kilos
they are trying to clear me off the world.

anyway, when the time was over, i ate a lot
you wouldn't like to know how much

if i write them here, no one will ever want to date me

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Tue 03/08/16 04:13 AM



shall we kill all the pharmacists? can we eat then :(

Actually, we can't do that. There is a valid medical reason for the "no eating" rule.


why not?
is there a law about killing the pharmacists
i know that u cannot kill a human being
but pharmacists are pharmacists :\


The only time that we are allowed to kill a pharmacist is when the pharmacist is also a cat.


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Tue 03/08/16 04:22 AM
Dodo

we . are. not. touching. the. cats.

okay??
when u go home, as homework, you write this sentence a 100 times.

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Tue 03/08/16 04:25 AM
we. are. eating.
*broccoli
*potatoes
*strawberry jam
*beef steak (the whole beef at one is difficult, go steaks by steaks)
*baked beans
*hamburger
*cheeseburger
*whopper
*ice cream

but. not. the. cat !

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Tue 03/08/16 04:38 AM

Dodo

we . are. not. touching. the. cats.

okay??
when u go home, as homework, you write this sentence a 100 times.


this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence

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Tue 03/08/16 04:45 AM


Dodo

we . are. not. touching. the. cats.

okay??
when u go home, as homework, you write this sentence a 100 times.


this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence this sentence


u are cheeky ! lol
anyway
no more cat eating. they are friends
what are cats?
they are friends
got it boy? lol

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Tue 03/08/16 04:46 AM
i am leaving now
be a good person
no touching cats !

see you :)

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Tue 03/08/16 04:49 AM
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B, as I said before, I won't harm any cats in your possession.

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Tue 03/08/16 05:08 AM
i trust you as a fair Melmacian :D

time to leave now
see you.

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Tue 03/08/16 05:30 AM
I made some şiş kebap for butribu.



The meat comes from . . .



. . . something that isn't a cat.

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Tue 03/08/16 04:04 PM

B time to make some bullion and Tea!


ops i must have missed this one
just saw it
anyway i didnt understand what you meant lol
tea is ok but bullion?

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Tue 03/08/16 04:05 PM

I made some şiş kebap for butribu.



The meat comes from . . .



. . . something that isn't a cat.



oopssssslove love :heart: :heart: :heart:
:yummyyy:
i love it !!
correct timing
lets eat sth :D

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Tue 03/08/16 05:36 PM
at the other site i can draw a flirt-map of who is after whom, who are ex'es and who are on whatsapp and who have already met
here i have no idea about who are flirting whom, what is happening
i feel like a tourist lol

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Tue 03/08/16 06:00 PM
i took our dog out for walk
yeah some people came to talk to me
all women with kids. no handsome guys

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Tue 03/08/16 06:01 PM
i must have been doing sth wrong..................................

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Tue 03/08/16 06:25 PM

i took our dog out for walk
yeah some people came to talk to me
all women with kids. no handsome guys


I have a dog. bigsmile

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Tue 03/08/16 06:54 PM


i took our dog out for walk
yeah some people came to talk to me
all women with kids. no handsome guys


I have a dog. bigsmile


ahahahhaa u really made me laugh lol look at that smile :D :D :d
the only problem is we live quite a distance, there is not much chance that we can come across at a park lol

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Tue 03/08/16 06:54 PM


i took our dog out for walk
yeah some people came to talk to me
all women with kids. no handsome guys


I have a dog. bigsmile


ahahahhaa u really made me laugh lol look at that smile :D :D :d
the only problem is we live quite a distance, there is not much chance that we can come across at a park lol

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