TOP 10 REASONS
WHY
TRICK OR TREATING
IS BETTER THAN
SEX

#10

YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO GET AT LEAST
A LITTLE SOMETHING IN THE SACK!
#9

IF YOU GET TIRED
YOU CAN WAIT TEN MINUTES
AND GO AT IT AGAIN
#8

THE UGLIER YOU LOOK
THE EASIER IT IS TO GET SOME
#7


YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPLIMENT
THE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU SOME
#6


FORTY YEARS FROM NOW
YOU'LL STILL ENJOY CANDY
#5


ITS O.K. WHEN THE PERSON YOU'RE
WITH FANTASIZES YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE,
BECAUSE YOU ARE
#4


IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU GET
YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR
#3


IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE KIDS
HEAR YOU MOANING & GROANING
#2

LESS GUILT THE MORNING AFTER!
#1

YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!

Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!

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