He laid her on the table,
So white & clean & bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here & there.
He touched her neck & felt her breast,
Then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet & all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide...
He looked inside,
All was dark & very murky.
He rubbed his hands & stretched his arms...
Then STUFFED the xmas TURKEY! ..

May I be the first to wish you & your dirty little mind a very

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

I did think if any thing dirty..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Ok Ok I did but dang how many Hail Mary's is that going to cost me. Please please at least let me run to the loo after laughing so hard.....