| Topic: If it were legal, I'd marry my pets | |
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      Pets were the most huggable and sweetest creatures on earth. They know how to make you smile by just wagging the tail, a simple 'meow' or those beautiful puppy eyes. They don't complain. They don't argue. They know how you feel. Oh my pets. They make me smile more than anyone else.  
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      yeah but you still have to clean up their chit   
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     Pets were the most huggable and sweetest creatures on earth. They know how to make you smile by just wagging the tail, a simple 'meow' or those beautiful puppy eyes. They don't complain. They don't argue. They know how you feel. Oh my pets. They make me smile more than anyone else. ![]() ![]()  
Humans are incapable of 'unconditional love'.  | 
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      yeah but you still have to clean up their chit   
They're nice pets. No training but they have a sense of location like where to sleep, where to put my slippers, where to poop. Hahaha!  | 
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     Pets were the most huggable and sweetest creatures on earth. They know how to make you smile by just wagging the tail, a simple 'meow' or those beautiful puppy eyes. They don't complain. They don't argue. They know how you feel. Oh my pets. They make me smile more than anyone else. ![]() ![]()  
Humans are incapable of 'unconditional love'. What made you say that?  | 
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      They don't complain? Ha!
 
  Forget to fill the cat's food bowl and you will know complaining!  | 
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      If it were legal I'd marry myself.
 
  peace, love and harmony and never an argument over football or golf   
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 yeah but you still have to clean up their chit
