“so, i was thinking that its been 31 years and i still havent moved that butt. wish i was shakira, but since i am not so i indeed need to find some other alternative way of earning a living. here are the options-help me choose:
1)follow my ancestors and go to some caribbean of african country to become plantation labour, only except the stupid developed countries are no more colonising, and so, no more slaves needed (germany, usa, italy, spain, portugal, are you reading.. shame on you)
2) follow my neighbours, go to usa and start driving taxi, and help them get rid on unwanted population/cars filling their streets. more crashed cars= less cars on street, less gasoline used, clean environment. from the very first accident onwards i am helping earth.
3)join ISIS. high salary package, free guns with immense possibility of playing wolfenstein for real. only except that i cant speak arabic. so, little difficult to learn commands.
4)join al qaeda- even sent them a letter only to receive a reply that they arent recruiting no more after their leader was killed by SEALS(werent seals fishes, how come they reached so far as islamabad, without legs)
5)become a gigolo- damn good job, only except mr austin is yet to share his POWERS with me. grrrr.. stupid guy..
6)join N.A.S.A- .. except that i wonder how astronauts eject farts out of those suits. and if they dont, damn.. do they keep smeeling their own methane..
mmm, those are the options for now, will add more later.. right now, butt needs rest... other helpful people are welcome to send suggestions))”.

Cheers for one of the more-entertaining posts that I've read on here!


This may be a little bit too crazy, so you may want to sit down for this, but...

Have you ever thought of combining more than one of those options?? Say, become a gigolo for ISIS?? (I'm sure you wouldn't have to wear the goat suit ALL the time...) Just a thought...

Good luck!

Hopefully those are not your only options. lol

I'd go for option number 7.....own and operate a 7-11 and sell the crap out of those slurpees.