profile pics Do's and Don'ts

yes if you have to stand in front of bathroom mirror to take a pic
go ahead but for God's sake man clean up the counter and take down the dirty towels hanging over the shower curtain :)

if you take it in a public toilet women are gonna wonder why you are not taking it at home..you married?

if you look sad or grumpy in your pics then why would a woman want to talk to you? If this is the expression you wear each day this may be why you are not getting the results you might want

yes it is a good idea to show some of your hobbies in your pics like skiing or hunting or back packing but don't say you do these things if what ya really do is spend every night in your lazy boy parked in front of tv

by the way, don't take a pic of yourself parked in your lazy boy with your beer and Marlboro beside ya in a dirty shirt and hair that looks like it hasn't seen a comb that day...really? that is the pic of you that ya want to share?

if all your pics show you out at a bar red faced, blitzed and partying it up? women will assume you are a drunk

why, why, why would you put a pic on here of you with your arm around some chick? to prove that you once had one or at least had your pic taken with one?

half pic of just you that you photo-shopped the little woman out of
good god man take a new pic

fill out your profile
I'll tell ya later means See ya later buddy to most women

When I say I'm not interested in that sort of chat, that does NOT mean "Show me a pic of your junk!"

I might be 21 years younger than you, but that doesn't give you the right to call me "baby" on your opening message!

No, I will not look just because you tell us to.

Wow. Whatever they put in gas and air, I'm having it more often. That stuff really makes you want to fall asleep. You're aware that your still in hospital, but at least you get too tired to realise what they're doing to you. I think I breathed it in a bit Too hard, because I didn't want to feel anymore pain. I'll be asleep for a whole week after using that.

Thanks.

Ok...so pathetic of me... I wish I was Jessie's girl...I am who I am...

ya know I have been on here for awhile now without reading profiles

so fair warning I may be stopping to take a look

wrote my fist testimonial for someone who truly deserves one

...give u email and send u my pic...

I may look young, but I was not born yesterday!

Oh my gosh It's not even 9 am and I just had two birds doing their thing. The female didn't look like she was enjoying it. The male didnt last that long. I guess that's the story of his life.

Oh well they are getting more action than other

Happy New Year, peeps!

Psst... Whatcha doing?

At midnight I will be thinking of you...

this career path I have chosen seems to have an interesting side effect

I have had the following conversation now I don't know how many times..
always ends the same

" what do you do for a living?"
" I work part time as a tutor while going to school"
" oh what are you going to school for?"
" well I graduated last year with my Psych degree and I am now going to school for my Master's in Counseling"
"hello?...hey where ya going man?"

Such a beautiful day!

Thank you.

More than 12 hawks accompanied me on the way home from the mountains today... Thank you God and Goddess.. Such a breathtaking sight...

You must be mentally deficient, there is no other rational explanation for the stuff you post.

And, that's fine. Just remember to take your meds!

Be happy that our paths will most likely never cross. It would not end well, for you.

Ooohh! Batman has his quiet voice going... You better apologize now before he kicks your puny glutes...

^^^^YO...I heard your Mayday..message all the way over here....