A young couple were very much in love and decided that they would not indulge in ANY sexual activity until they were married......
A week before the wedding was due to take place, the girl said to her boyfriend,
"You know that I love you so much and I just wanted to tell you that I AM still a virgin. I don't want you to be unhappy with me."
Her boyfriend replied,
"I don't want you to be upset either, but I am also a virgin and have a penis the size of an infant."
She said that size did not matter, and because they loved one another so much, that they would be able to work it out somehow.
Come the night of the wedding and to avoid any first night nerves they agree to undress in bed.
She removes her nightie and waits for him to come in from the bathroom.
He dims the lights and climbs in bed beside her.
He begins to fondle and kiss her while she strokes his chest.
Her hands slowly go lower and lower.
When she reaches his groin area, she gives out a blood curdling scream and jumps out of bed.
"What's wrong?"
He asks.
"You told me that your penis was the size of an infant!"
She cries.
"It is."
He responds
8lb 6oz and 17 inches

That's funny

that is frightening

Uh oh