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This recently happened to me. I didn't recover very well from it. In fact I just sat there naked and embarrassed while my partner got dressed and walked out on me. Shaking her head in disbelief on the way out.
Here it is! We are in the throws of mad passionate love making. I am twisted up like a pretzel with my tongue here, my fingers there, me firmly inserted in her and my manhood harder than chinese mathematics... I mean my tongue is doing a Spanish Tango...my fingers the Watusi...and my tool...my tool is doing...an African Tribal Dance... and when I say African Tribal Dance. I mean my butt is shaking like a belly dancer with a vibrator up hers. She's yelling like a banshee out of hell, with that deep voice of hers...oh no, oh no, oh god, oh no oh oh oh oh... and then there's those high girlie sounds like a soprano in an italian opera... I can't help it my voice gets very shrill during sex and here we are both at the threshold of nirvana,and then suddenly like fireworks on the fourth of July boom boom, boom, boom, boom she goes and then at the peak of my "o"...I do it. at the peak of "o"... ...I YELL OUT MY OWN NAME! Doh! |
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ROFL
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Funny!!!
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lmao
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omg tom this is hilarious!!!
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