Poor Swift driver was goin home one day down in Mississippi and bout 20 miles from home he ran out of fuel.

Bull hauler pulls up to see if he can help.

Swift driver says "I ran outta fuel and only 20 miles to go"

Bull hauler says "#### I aint in no hurry. I got bout 30 foot of chain.....we'll hook it up and I'll pull ya down to the exit"

Swift driver says " Well I aint got a radio so how we gonna comunicate????"

Bull hauler replies "Well ....we get goin too fast or anything just move a liitle to the left and flash your lights"

So they get it all hooked up and start goin down the road. Bull hauler looks in his mirror and sees this big ole truck with lights all over and smoke POURIN out the stacks.

He's says to himself "Aint no Chicken Truck gonna out run me" So he hammers on it.

They gettin runnin side by side........120 MPH right past this trooper.

Trooper gets on the radio "Hey Sarg.....you aint never gonna believe what I just saw.....Bull Hauler and a Chicken Truck Runnin side by side at 120MPH.

Sarg says " son that aint nothin......thats been goin on in these parts for years"

Trooper says....Yeah but.... Swift truck's goin back and forth behind them flashin his lights wantin one of them to get the out of the way"

Courtesy of thetruckersreport forums

f*ck that is one of the funniest truckin jokes i ever saw.i love u bear

i see you dont like swiftl lol ahaha ur pretty funny man

If it goes under 70 and is in the hammer lane, I hate it

we were governed at 60!