"Excuse me while I whip this out"....(in reference to the tarp).

Lmao...omg.... well if you go to her house.. and you see a plastic cover on her bed.... well you know you are in for a wild and wet ride..lol

I find that kinda funny. I wear hats when I have long hair and often forget that I am even wearing a hat. I once got into my jammies for bed and as I laid down I noticed I still had my hat on! LOL


People that start Pet Peeves Topics {Kidding}

Toilet Paper - ALWAYS OVER THE TOP! If I find it otherwise not only will I Repair the malfunction I will scold the house! ALWAYS OVER THE TOP!

Children that stare at you over the booth in restaurants while you are eating.

People that can't do their simple jobs.

People that stand around bullcrapping while you bust your donkey.
(word filters on an adult site)

Stereo Instructions
(Especially when I know more about their product than they do)

Unset Clocks (Flashing Displays)

HEY, Your BLINKER is ON!

Pumpkin Guts - Flat out nasty!

People that don't put their dvds or cds back in the cases then complain about the skips and stutters

The Leavers - People that will use all but the last sheet of toilet paper, paper towels or kleenexes so you have to refill it for them.

Drinking from the container, milk, iced tea, orange juice - any bulk container.

ALWAYS OVER THE TOP, ALWAYS!

Rug trippers - instead of taking a moment to fix a bunched up rug they would rather trip over it then complain.

Jumping on the furniture (except the bed, I still jump on the bed. Its...Fun)

People that are so worried about what everyone thinks of them that they can't be themselves and have fun.

Implied Religious Beliefs - Including that you need to be saved

Clothes on the floor. Clean clothes mixed with dirty clothes no matter where.

People that don't keep their food preparation areas clean enough to eat from. Slipshod diswashing.

Burnt Steak!

Under cooked Chicken!

THE TOP, OVER THE TOP....ALWAYS!

Nosey neighbors.

Every time someone, anyone is at my door or she hears me talking in the hall. She bursts out her door ( yea.. busts out, like it is urgent & may miss something).

But worst than that, she lies about it, she always says, "oh I thought someone was at my door"

She doesn't have to lie or say anything, because I never talk to her anyway.

Ignorant neighbors that park in front of my house ..yup..grrrrrrr

When you take someone to dinner and they fill up on drinks and don't eat the food they ordered.

Bars, pubs & lounges

Too many piercings (looks okay when younger but we all get older, then...)

Hearing a braggard. I try to be elsewhere.

People that talk bad about other people. If they do it to them they do it to you.

Eating in bed. There is only one thing that should be bedroom cusine and its not crackers!

Adults that think the world revolves around them.

Politicians that should be in jail but are not because they are politicians.

We The Sheeple

BSOD (Blue Screen of Death)

People that are so wrapped up in their own misery that they can't understand humor.
I once asked a woman if she wanted a baked onion. She said no. So I brought her a raw one. She didn't get it.

hey tom i found the one exception to this rule...

Toilet Paper - ALWAYS OVER THE TOP! If I find it otherwise not only will I Repair the malfunction I will scold the house! ALWAYS OVER THE TOP!

introduce a playful cat or kitten into the house. after you have rerolled the paper a few times you will reverse it

Been there fixed that.
You do know cats can be trained right?