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Topic: the man I marry will have to be..
TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Fri 10/02/15 06:57 PM
should always order what I like to eat

tulip2633 Joined Tue 07/07/15 Posts: 2415	Fri 10/02/15 06:58 PM
Willing to feed all my cats!

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Fri 10/02/15 07:04 PM
the man I marry will have to .. know the difference between a cr�pe & crap

tulip2633 Joined Tue 07/07/15 Posts: 2415	Fri 10/02/15 07:04 PM
Let me wear his tin foil hat!

AdventureBegins Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 7666	Fri 10/02/15 07:06 PM
Let me wear his tin foil hat! OK... but not the dress.

tulip2633 Joined Tue 07/07/15 Posts: 2415	Fri 10/02/15 07:08 PM
Let me wear his tin foil hat! OK... but not the dress. Deal!

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Fri 10/02/15 07:11 PM
should keep me entertained while under my hood

tulip2633 Joined Tue 07/07/15 Posts: 2415	Fri 10/02/15 07:17 PM
Need a man who can serve up some laughter!

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Fri 10/02/15 07:22 PM
Accept me now matter what mood I am .... Be great at making coffee that is a must

tulip2633 Joined Tue 07/07/15 Posts: 2415	Fri 10/02/15 07:26 PM
I need a man that sparkles.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Fri 10/02/15 07:29 PM
Where do I find a woman like this???????

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Fri 10/02/15 08:03 PM
Oh my where do we get them from?

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Fri 10/02/15 08:09 PM
deaf and a damn fine sammich maker and really good at doing the dishes Can you please type in caps. I'm a little hard of hearing.

tulip2633 Joined Tue 07/07/15 Posts: 2415	Fri 10/02/15 08:15 PM
Knows how to buy a proper wedding ring.

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Fri 10/02/15 08:21 PM
the man I marry will have to be.. able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. http://youtu.be/e9vrfEoc8_g/

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Fri 10/02/15 08:22 PM
deaf and a damn fine sammich maker and really good at doing the dishes Can you please type in caps. I'm a little hard of hearing.

AdventureBegins Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 7666	Fri 10/02/15 08:27 PM
Let me wear his tin foil hat! OK... but not the dress. Deal!

SassyEuro2 Joined Wed 04/29/15 Posts: 11102	Fri 10/02/15 08:57 PM Edited by SassyEuro2 on Fri 10/02/15 09:10 PM
The man I marry will have to be able to sing this song & be telling the truth http://youtu.be/JP42y28GTqc/ Never mind... I have been censored Hhhaaaa..

LovablePeter Joined Fri 03/20/15 Posts: 192	Fri 10/02/15 09:00 PM
A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in Chennai City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors.. A woman goes to find a husband. Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She continues to the second floor.. Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs ...n love kids.. she continues upward... Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.. 'Wow,' she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor.. Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework. She exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor... Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature.. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor... There are no men on this floor. This floor exists only as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.. (scroll and keep reading!) Now The store's owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street.. The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.. The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!!!

LovablePeter Joined Fri 03/20/15 Posts: 192	Fri 10/02/15 09:00 PM
A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in Chennai City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors.. A woman goes to find a husband. Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She continues to the second floor.. Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs ...n love kids.. she continues upward... Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.. 'Wow,' she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor.. Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework. She exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor... Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature.. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor... There are no men on this floor. This floor exists only as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.. (scroll and keep reading!) Now The store's owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street.. The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.. The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!!!