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Topic: We had sex on our first date because she found me hot
yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 09/21/15 04:12 PM
I am so lost. Did the op trip and accidentally fall into a stripper?

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Mon 09/21/15 04:16 PM
I am so lost. Did the op trip and accidentally fall into a stripper? i hate it when that happens... wait, no i don't

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Mon 09/21/15 04:18 PM
I am so lost. Did the op trip and accidentally fall into a stripper? i hate it when that happens... wait, no i don't Lol oops you slipped

TrystaBella85 Joined Thu 09/17/15 Posts: 298	Mon 09/21/15 04:21 PM
At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm.....

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Mon 09/21/15 04:24 PM
At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... well put another log on the fire

Cacutie59 Joined Sat 08/30/14 Posts: 471	Mon 09/21/15 04:28 PM
I'm so totally Confused!!!!!! Is this guy complaining or what.?????

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 09/21/15 04:30 PM
I think he is asking for help writing a country and western song! I fell into a stripper as I tried to get a lipper But she hit me with her flipper as I fumbled with her zipper. Now I got a broken hipper cause I fell upon her dipper. This must be love!!!

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Mon 09/21/15 04:30 PM
At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... well put another log on the fire put it in the microwave longer...

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Mon 09/21/15 04:31 PM
man that microwave is getting a work out

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Mon 09/21/15 04:32 PM Edited by Annierooroo on Mon 09/21/15 04:32 PM
At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... well put another log on the fire put it in the microwave longer... No the crock pot slow and tender

Datwasntme Joined Fri 07/25/14 Posts: 9701	Mon 09/21/15 04:32 PM
I think he is asking for help writing a country and western song! I fell into a stripper as I tried to get a lipper But she hit me with her flipper as I fumbled with her zipper. Now I got a broken hipper cause I fell upon her dipper. This must be love!!! lol

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Mon 09/21/15 04:37 PM
At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... well put another log on the fire put it in the microwave longer... No the crock pot slow and tender microwave is faster... hot, chewy and quick...

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Mon 09/21/15 04:39 PM
At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... well put another log on the fire put it in the microwave longer... No the crock pot slow and tender microwave is faster... hot, chewy and quick... If you want quality it takes time to perfect

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Mon 09/21/15 04:59 PM
Awwww op .. Congratulations .. Ignore the taunting ... Many on here .. Have sex with themselves .. we do it better...

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Mon 09/21/15 05:00 PM
At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... well put another log on the fire put it in the microwave longer... No the crock pot slow and tender microwave is faster... hot, chewy and quick... If you want quality it takes time to perfect even my worst was still pretty damn good...

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Mon 09/21/15 05:14 PM
At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... well put another log on the fire put it in the microwave longer... No the crock pot slow and tender microwave is faster... hot, chewy and quick... If you want quality it takes time to perfect even my worst was still pretty damn good... Well that can be debateable Lol But I'm sure

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Mon 09/21/15 05:14 PM
At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... well put another log on the fire put it in the microwave longer... No the crock pot slow and tender microwave is faster... hot, chewy and quick... If you want quality it takes time to perfect even my worst was still pretty damn good... Well that can be debateable Lol But I'm sure

Annierooroo Joined Mon 10/20/14 Posts: 12552	Mon 09/21/15 05:16 PM
At least he gave her hot, my ex gave me nothing but lukewarm..... well put another log on the fire put it in the microwave longer... No the crock pot slow and tender microwave is faster... hot, chewy and quick... If you want quality it takes time to perfect even my worst was still pretty damn good... Well that can be debateable Lol But I'm sure have awesome reviews but I still think you need to look after the crock pot to get the finer side of life.

TrystaBella85 Joined Thu 09/17/15 Posts: 298	Mon 09/21/15 06:13 PM
I think he is asking for help writing a country and western song! I fell into a stripper as I tried to get a lipper But she hit me with her flipper as I fumbled with her zipper. Now I got a broken hipper cause I fell upon her dipper. This must be love!!! This is brilliant. Truly.

TrystaBella85 Joined Thu 09/17/15 Posts: 298	Mon 09/21/15 06:14 PM
Awwww op .. Congratulations .. Ignore the taunting ... Many on here .. Have sex with themselves .. I know I do, less disappointment that way,