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Meanwhile, the young little lizard was carrying on its daily chores on the swamp, completely oblivious to how its life would soon get turned upside down.
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Life is funny that way, you have a plan but some big dumb SOB always comes a long and f's it all up.
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Little lizard was in middle of hanging its just washed underpants on a clothing line and it heard a loud "BAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!"
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Life in the "hood" is funny like that. You never know who's going to come up on you. The damn hunters found little lizard.
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Little did they know that little lizard had THREE habanero peppers for breakfast, not just the usual half a pepper.
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So when they took a bite from his tail, they were stunned.
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When you mix fire eating lizard venom with habenero peppers, and this combination is consumed by humans, it has a very curious result.
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Fire was coming out of both ends
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The hunters were so lit up, you could see the flames clear across the swamp!
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Swamp critters were getting burned
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Meanwhile Godzilla is getting ever closer to Little Lizard's locale.
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To Godzilla, the firey swamp with all of the crispy critters was the equivalent of setting the mood... for romance.
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Little Lizard feels the yearning deep in his gills even though he is not sure what is about to happen. |
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Just then Godzilla's wife came rushing in and was all like "Aw Hellll nah!!!!"
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She usually kept Godzilla on a short leash, she just forgot to leash him up that morning.
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So, once again Little Lizard has escape tragedy without realizing it.
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You could say that Little Lizard was incredibly lucky, but you'd be wrong because there were many more significant events on that fateful day.
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Godzilla's baggage was delivered to the wrong airport, again!
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This error led to a series of misunderstandings, beginning with the astonished airport staff in Arizona who'd never seen luggage of this magnitude.
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When the HUGE underwear popped out of the suitcase, it acted like a huge net that covered the most populated region of the state.
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