10. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."

9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"

8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"

7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."

6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"

5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"

4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."

3. "It's cool whip time!"

2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"

. . . and the number one thing that sounds dirty at Thanksgiving but isn't . .

1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."

Turkey dinner won't be the same for me ever again! Hopefully I won't get the giggles during dinner!

"Anyone want stuffing?"
Always a good 'un at Christmas here in the UK
I hope the joke travels well

you left this one out........

Can I help you stuff that?

Or Wow, what a piece of meat you got there!!

Awesome!!

"might wanna get a napkin,it's dripping down your chin"

good 1 mom & soooooo true



been said a couple times

"you sure it's going to fit in there?"