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| Topic: JOB DESCRIPTIONS - Just for chit chat fun :D | |
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I am a magician's assistant. I know all his tricks....and treats.  
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So he's a Halloweener?
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I am a the quality control chef of McDonald's Asia division. Noodles served in the billions. 
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I am a the quality control chef of McDonald's Asia division. Noodles served in the billions.
Noodles? Since when? who took my trade mark??
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I am a Mingle moderator. I will delete all female profiles and leave only me
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I'm a financial planner.. I plan people's money into my account
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I am a the quality control chef of McDonald's Asia division. Noodles served in the billions.
Noodles? Since when? who took my trade mark??
Huh? McNoodles? |
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I am a the quality control chef of McDonald's Asia division. Noodles served in the billions.
Noodles? Since when? who took my trade mark??
Huh? McNoodles? Its called the McDiva..
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I am a Mingle moderator. I will delete all female profiles and leave only me
I shall change my profile to a male.
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I am a the quality control chef of McDonald's Asia division. Noodles served in the billions.
Noodles? Since when? who took my trade mark??
You are the head of my distributions department.
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I am a magician's assistant. I know all his tricks....and treats.
So ... do you have one of those tight slinky outfits?
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I am a Mingle moderator. I will delete all female profiles and leave only me
I shall change my profile to a male.
The noodles will give you away and I shall find you.... |
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I am a magician's assistant. I know all his tricks....and treats.
So ... do you have one of those tight slinky outfits?
Possibly, but I know she can make men disappear
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Edited by
Pansytilly
on
Tue 08/25/15 02:05 AM
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I own an outdoor tanning salon.
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I am a magician's assistant. I know all his tricks....and treats.
So ... do you have one of those tight slinky outfits?
Possibly, but I know she can make men disappear
I can saw them in half too..
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I am a magician's assistant. I know all his tricks....and treats.
So ... do you have one of those tight slinky outfits?
If he wears his, so will i...
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I am a the quality control chef of McDonald's Asia division. Noodles served in the billions.
Noodles? Since when? who took my trade mark??
Huh? McNoodles? McRamen McSpaghetti McUdon Pad McThai
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I am a the quality control chef of McDonald's Asia division. Noodles served in the billions.
Noodles? Since when? who took my trade mark??
Huh? McNoodles? McRamen McSpaghetti McUdon Pad McThai
Are you serious? McRamen? I have been to many places in the world but I do not eat at McDonalds! What's the point? 
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I am a magician's assistant. I know all his tricks....and treats.
So ... do you have one of those tight slinky outfits?
Possibly, but I know she can make men disappear
She wouldn't make me disappear! 
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I am a magician's assistant. I know all his tricks....and treats.
So ... do you have one of those tight slinky outfits?
Possibly, but I know she can make men disappear
She wouldn't make me disappear!
*Poof!* |
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