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why did the pervert cross the road?
cos he was f***** the chicken! |
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she looks a bit sheepish
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Edited by
debbie1980
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Thu 08/13/15 10:45 AM
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you look like mutton dressed as lamb
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your no spring chicken anymore
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its raining cats and dogs
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I just watched one flew over the cuckoo's nest
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oh my, you have a lot of puppy fat
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gosh, stop having kitten's
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A deer that can write with both hooves is bambidextrous.
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![]() ![]() ![]() --------------------- my favorite position is doggy style ![]() ![]() |
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im going to a HEN do tonight
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those FROG'S legs were crunchy
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your really getting my GOAT up.
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last one I promise.
ive got a FROG in my throat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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last one, really.
don't worry, there's plenty of fish in the sea. ![]() ![]() |
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I heard you got CRABS ewwwww
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Who was the frog calling
Rabbit |
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I heard you got CRABS ewwwww ![]() ![]() and THRUSH as well ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I couldn't give a rat's azz
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I don't give a kipper's dick, a bloater's fan, or a monkey's tozzler
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