A MAN WAS WALKING HOME ALONE LATE ONE FOGGY NIGHT WHEN BEHIND HIM HE
HEARS...


BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...



WALKING FASTER, HE LOOKS BACK AND THROUGH THE FOG HE MAKES OUT THE IMAGE OF
AN UPRIGHT CASKET BANGING ITS WAY DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET TOWARD HIM.




BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...



TERRIFIED, THE MAN BEGINS TO RUN TOWARD
HIS HOME, THE CASKET BOUNCING WILDLY BEHIND HIM.




FASTER...



FASTER...



BUMP...



BUMP...




BUMP...



HE RUNS UP TO HIS DOOR, FUMBLING WITH HIS KEYS, OPENS THE DOOR, RUSHES IN,
SLAMS AND LOCKS THE DOOR BEHIND HIM.



HOWEVER, THE CASKET CRASHES THROUGH HIS DOOR, THE LID OF THE CASKET CLAPPING
LOUDLY.




CLAPPITY-BUMP...


CLAPPITY-BUMP...


CLAPPITY-BUMP...


ON HIS HEELS, THE TERRIFIED MAN RUNS!!!



RUSHING UPSTAIRS, THE MAN LOCKS HIMSELF IN THE BATHROOM. HIS HEART IS
POUNDING, HIS HEAD IS REELING, HIS BREATH COMING IS SOBBING GASPS.



WITH A LOUD CRASH THE CASKET BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR, BUMPING AND CLAPPING
TOWARD HIM.




THE MAN SCREAMS AND REACHES FOR SOMETHING.....ANYTHING, BUT ALL HE CAN FIND
IS A BOTTLE OF COUGH SYRUP!



DESPERATE, HE THROWS THE BOTTLE OF COUGH
SYRUP AT THE CASKET...




AND...














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I so liked that...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

That's great!!!!!!!!!!

That is too funny...Thanks I needed that~!

If i can put a smile on some lovely ladies faces or give them a chuckle9i usually dont get em to chuckle till i drop my drawers 0 then its a good day:)

THAT WAS GREAT!!!!

thanks trace I needed that...

thanks trace I needed that...

well I guess I needed it twice..

lol

very good one!