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Topic: Shopping
Clare2112 Joined Fri 10/27/06 Posts: 44	Mon 10/30/06 02:32 PM
"Cash, cheque card or charge-card?" I asked, after folding up the items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

Ontario Joined Tue 09/19/06 Posts: 4061	Mon 10/30/06 02:35 PM
After that you should have asked what time she had to be back at the nutt house...!

Clare2112 Joined Fri 10/27/06 Posts: 44	Mon 10/30/06 02:38 PM
What is the time you have to be back by?

Ontario Joined Tue 09/19/06 Posts: 4061	Mon 10/30/06 02:39 PM
30 minutes after you...!

Clare2112 Joined Fri 10/27/06 Posts: 44	Mon 10/30/06 02:42 PM
Why do you get an extra 30 minutes?

Ontario Joined Tue 09/19/06 Posts: 4061	Mon 10/30/06 02:44 PM
I render sexual favors to the nurses..!

Clare2112 Joined Fri 10/27/06 Posts: 44	Mon 10/30/06 02:50 PM
I have seen the night nurse...and when she says she is going to jump your bones, you know it will hurt!!!! I would ask for another 3 hours if I were you :)

Ontario Joined Tue 09/19/06 Posts: 4061	Mon 10/30/06 02:53 PM
I tried...but we settled on extra food and pills...!

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