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Ouch i personally can't see his name carved into me, not even tattooed
This is me ![]() I would write his name on my school books. |
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My ex got me so wild. I said to him fxxxk you.
He smiled, I saw his face and quickly said nah you weren't that good in the first place. Lol smile disappeared and quickly went home ![]() |
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yeah sure go ahead you can borrow my truck
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Hmm.. I for one would love to know
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I told my bro mates I'm going into the pharmacy to get me a stud. They looked at each other shocked. So i went in knowing they thought i was buying a man. I said to the pharmacist have you got a sense of humour. He said questionly yes. So good. Come with me and i will explain later. So we went to the door because the van was parked outside and said to my bro mates. Hey i brought me a stud wow isn't he a hunk out loud. They looked as well as others in the street. The pharmacist went red. My mates looked shocked the girls laughed. So what made it worse for them i said can we keep him hes the best Ive seen.
That was a good laugh. Went back into the shop with tbe pharmacist, explained it to him he was a honey and said it was the best joke of the day I brought my earings (studs) and went back to the car. The bro mates are leaders in my church. |
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Does it take eighteen months for twins to be born or nine?
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![]() I will kiss you in the fore head. Thank you you are truly a blessing my friend. ![]() |
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I HATE you for LOVING me!
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![]() I will kiss you in the fore head. Thank you you are truly a blessing my friend. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm honored, precious Lady. ![]() May you be 'blessed'. ![]() |
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You're welcome
Have a great day |
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You're welcome Have a great day It's midnight here at the moment of this typing. However, I thank you for your good wishes, my friend. May this day bring 'peace' & 'happiness' to you, and to those of your loved ones, in abundance. You are precious. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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O.K.
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They who have been born on the 29th of February in a leap year, 'actually' grow older by 1 year, in every 4 'Calendar' Years!
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Yes, I'll give you another chance [to fool me]
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Edited by
MelMaxx
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Sun 07/26/15 04:06 PM
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They who have been born on the 29th of February in a leap year, 'actually' grow older by 1 year, in every 4 'Calendar' Years! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We have to actually EXPLAIN to peeps that she still is older every year, just like everyone else. ![]() ![]() |
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Do I have to actually pay for this?
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![]() We have to actually EXPLAIN to peeps that she still is older every year, just like everyone else. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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"No, I don't mind if you do that."
Ain't sayin what it was, but it did almost kill me. |
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which time
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