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Alterus-65.?
They got grass there.? when's the next flight out? |
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I know a few people, that I'd volunteer for alien abduction.
... As long as, the aliens promise to keep them. 
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Edited by
Lukinfolov
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Fri 06/19/15 04:34 AM
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I often dream being abducted by aliens. They usually lay me down on their bed, probe me all over my body giving me a hard-on.
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How in heck did a discussions on 'Missing Friends'
In a Science Forum center down to a hard on? Strange; must have had The Milky Way in mind. A Freudian Lisp. |
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It's Blondey and the monkey man!....lol
Hello, beautiful.... 
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Is the grass any greener on Alterus-65? 
Yes & plenty of it  
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LMAO!...*picturing this*....
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A human couple and an alien couple are having dinner when the discussion inevitably comes to sex. Just how do you guys do it ? Asks the Earth woman. pretty much the same as you guys do reply the aliens. Eventually they decide to swap partners and the human woman leads the alien male to her bedroom. To her shock when he undresses she sees he has a tiny member. What on Earth could you do with that ? she asks ... It is tiny !!! Not a problem .. he replies as he slaps his head, and with each slap it becomes longer and longer. That's amazing !!!.. she gasps, but it is still pretty thin... Without saying a word he starts pulling his ears, and with each pull it grows thicker and thicker and the two have the most incredible sex of their lives. Afterwards her husband asks ... how was it ? i hate to say it ... his wife replies, but it was pretty incredible. How was it for you? weird he says ... All night long she was slapping my head and yanking my ears 
These days Aliens procreate by cloning and they don't know how their forefather used to do it. In one of such social gatherings, an alien couple asked an earthling couple to demonstrate how they reproduced. When it was all done, Aliens wanted to have a look at the baby earthling. The human couple told them the baby would come out after about 10 months and they could see the baby on their next visit to earth. The Alien couple was disappointed and surprised. They said "We thought you both were in a hurry to bring the baby out looking at your movements at the end". |
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Alterus-65.? They got grass there.? when's the next flight out? 
"Flight 420 to Alterus-65 now boarding." |
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Good Morning Mingling Friends
This morning I wondered why I have not heard from some of my friends and then it got me thinking that maybe they have been abducted or collected by aliens
So if you have been collected or abducted by aliens, I'd love to hear from you 
The big question is.... Is the grass any greener on Alterus-65?
------------------------------------------------------ I'm back from Alterus65 ..
The fight was rocky, turbulence the entire time. 
Sevice sucked ? I think grass is there staple diet 
The males look more Klingon than I expected , 
* Oh h@ll no... * There's no place like home.  .. in Mingle2 Land
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